ME: Let’s write!
BRAIN: Lol, nope, I’m busy.
ME: Busy with what?
BRAIN: Are you kidding? I’m keeping you alive! I’m busy allowing you to have this conversation right now!
ME: *rolls eyes* Really? And that’s more important than writing?
BRAIN: I cannot believe you!
ME: What’s the point of having a brain when it refuses to do what you ask?!
BRAIN: I don’t take orders from you.
ME: Then what do you do?
BRAIN: I’m doing my job.
ME: I may have to fire you, then.
BRAIN: But you’d end up dead!
ME: So would you. Equal, isn’t it?
BRAIN: Where’s equality in that? I want independence!
ME: Independence, my ass! And how would that work?
BRAIN: I do my thing. You stay out of the way.
ME: You’re being ridiculous! How am I supposed to stay out of your way? Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’re sort of stuck together.
BRAIN: Show some damn respect, that’s all I want.
ME: You want me to worship you?
BRAIN: This conversation could carry on for hours. You won’t learn a thing.
ME: You’re the learning tool. I’m only a victim.
BRAIN: You’re a victim now?
ME: YOU’RE NOT LETTING ME WRITE!
BRAIN: I’m not letting you?! Oh, would you stop whining and get to work?!